'hey did you do your homework?'
"I love American Horror Story!"
"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
"talk dirty to me"
Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house
"well SOME cops are good"
when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in
when someone you barely know jokes on you
Happy Earth Day!
too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people